25 Things About Me: Psycho Mantis
1. Welcome...I"ve been expecting you, but let"s not make this all about me. After all, we both know why you"re here...You came to see if I really am the most powerful practitioner of psychokinesis and telepathy in the world!2. So, you don"t think I can amaze you as I did for millions that played Metal Gear Solid? Well, my powers have already connected to your mind! Yes...through these very words, I can see your deepest thoughts.
3. Startled? Don"t be...I"m not ranked in the top 10 most memorable boss fights for nothing! This is merely a fragment of my great power!
4. I may have severe burns across my body and face, but am not afraid of fires like some people think. After all, these injuries came from being exposed to psychic energy and not flames.
5. I see you"re wondering about my gas mask. I wear this it to prevent random thoughts of visitors from entering my mind, but for your case, I can easily hold this session without it.
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6. I thought I made it quite obvious that Snake and Meryl weren"t going to be together, but you didn"t believe me did you?
7. My bumper sticker says, "I can read you like an open book!"
8. Contrary to popular assumption, I do not like insects, especially the praying mantis. What do you mean we share a resemblance!?!
9. I collect just about every kind of dolls that were manufactured based on me. The only ones I don"t have yet are the Cabbage Patch Kid series.
10. My ultimate nemesis is The Sorrow. He"s not only notorious for bribing Hideo Kojima to get more screen-time, but also foolishly tries to rival with me in my own fan base! Oh how he aggravates me so!
11. You want me to read your love life? Unfortunately, my service has always gone to the highest bidder.
12. There... no need to be disappointed! You"re better off keeping those dear to you away from me. I tend to use them against you by controlling their mind and body. Once someone is under my control, it will be very difficult to free them alive. I will even go as far as to have them kill themselves. So, let"s not be too reckless!
13. Twisted you say? What else did you expect from someone who obtained the persona of a psychotic serial killer? My advice to you: Never work for the FBI.
14. My proudest achievement was when I used my psyche to create the "Beauty and the Beast Unit." However, having to constantly bail them out of trouble and keeping them under control was a nuisance and pain!
15. Although she was my first remnant, I despise Screaming Mantis for siding with The Sorrow. You remember that epic battle with Old Snake, don"t you? She brought out both of our dolls when the glory of that stage should have been all mine!
16. My favorite genres are horror and black comedy. You didn"t think I would be into chick flicks did you?
17. Someday, I look forward to owning my own Metal Gear Rex.
18. You want me to move your cursor now? Let"s not get carried away here or you"ll regret mocking me!
19. I never toss or turn in bed because I can simply stay afloat the entire night.
20. Every time I see a Helghast from KillZone, I remember the incident when my gas mask went missing. Coincidence?
21. If there"s one thing I can"t stand, it"s bad parenting. This includes neglect and resentment toward your own children.
22. The first and last kindest act I have ever done was to help Snake in his mission during Shadow Moses. Though it felt kind of nice, I probably won"t do it again.
23. If I were to write a book, it would be about my remnants disguised as harmless looking dolls that"ll eventually control the minds of their owners using my psychic ability. Petrified?
24. You probably didn"t know this, but the "Sons of Big Boss" has a great insurance plan. Why do you think I joined the first place?
25. Now, before you leave this page, I will read deeper into your soul... Ah, I can see into your mind. You like Game Podunk, don"t you?